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Sunday, 9 September 2007

Isle of Arran

The Isle of Arran
By Mark Walford



Waving off my fellow walkers was a dispiriting experience. I knew they were in for a tough day but I chafed at not being able to walk it with them. It was a bit of a let down to have planned for a whole year, saved the money, driven half the length of the UK, only to have the actual hiking curtailed by a skinned heel. I felt like a bit of a fraud to be honest but I knew my foot wouldn't have carried me over the rugged terrain the rest of the Kintyre Way had in store and the advice from the local surgery was to do no more walking for the week. I had to make the best of the remaining two days so I put on my happy face and dropped them off at Carradale before setting off to spend the day on the isle of Arran.
I had to drive a fair way up the eastern side of the peninsular and the road took me along pleasant groves of oak and ash and gently rolling grassland. This side of Kintyre was tamer then its western coast which faced directly out onto the Atlantic, and it was a far cry from the ruggedness of many parts of western Scotland; indeed it could have been rural England until the majestic profile of Arran presented itself through the breaks in the trees. We had enjoyed the presence of Arran as a backdrop from day one, the aspect presented to us being the mountainous northern area of the island which reared up out of Kilbrannan sound like a South Pacific atoll, the peaks of Goat Fell and Cir Mhor often swathed in ghostly cloud. I had watched the Caledonian McBrayne ferry ply its way across the grey waters of the sound and wondered what its destination might be like, promising myself a future trip to find out. The day had come sooner than I had imagined.
I parked my car on the access ramp at the tiny ferry port of Crossaig - our starting point for day two of the Kintyre Way - and wandered over to see what I needed to do to buy a ticket. I had about twenty minutes before the ferry docked and I could make out its tiny white speck chugging its way across the sound. As far as I could tell there was no ticket office so I presumed that the ticket was purchased onboard. I'd never been on such a small ferry before - certainly not as a motorist - so I felt a little apprehensive as to the boarding etiquette, particularly as I was at the head of a steadily growing queue of vehicles parked up behind me. I sat and watched the toy-like ferry grow ever larger until it loomed in front of me, dropping its roll-on door just before it ground gently onto the concrete of the access ramp. I needn't have worried about the process of getting aboard as a trio of highly efficient ferrymen sprang out and directed us into the large parking bay in the belly of the ship. The doors rolled back up and without any hesitation we were away again. The whole operation had taken ten minutes.
I got out to stretch my legs and watched the more experienced passengers to see what happened next - they went off in the direction of a tiny side door so I followed them nonchalantly into a small corridor where - aha! - there was a ticket office. The crossing took about 30 minutes so I went onto the observation deck and looked back at the slowly dwindling skyline of the Kintyre peninsular, tracing its contours and trying to gauge where my fellow walkers might be. From this vantage point it was easy to see just how far the finger of Kintyre stretched out into the Atlantic. Its southern shores were lost in the distance and, just as last years West Highland Way had taught me, there would be a real sense of achievement in completing the walk. Forevermore you could point out the phallic shape of the peninsular on weather maps and announce to those around you "Look - see that? I walked it!" and be rewarded by a puzzled glance and the inevitable question "Why?".
Some sort of RAF plane - a large twin engined affair - droned by at low altitude, heading south and drawing the attention of the ferry passengers. As if sensing this it turned at the southern end of Kilbrannan Sound and headed back over us again. In true tourist fashion I snapped a few pictures that basically showed a grey plane hanging in a grey sky which, when I checked them out later, were about as interesting as a picture of a slug on a wet paving slab. Still, it was a diversion.
Once we crossed the halfway point my attention began to focus on the approach to Arran. The scale of the mountains became apparent as the tiny white buildings of Lochranza began to take on shape and form. They were like breadcrumbs scattered at the feet of craggy giants. The sun broke out as we made our approach towards the access ramp and I had time to take a few snapshots before hurrying back to the car.
Again, with no fuss at all, the doors rolled outwards and down and I was the first car out of the ferry and onto the A841, the only road of any consequence on Arran, running a circular route right around the coastline - a trip of some 57 miles.



A flock of sheep were being herded down this road and vehicles mounted the grassy verge to let them through, a prioritisation which immediately endeared me to the place, that and the middle aged gent in a shocking pink tracksuit who jogged cheerfully along the harbour front paying no heed whatsoever to the odd looks he drew.
There is little to Lochranza except the small ferry terminal, some pretty water front properties, and the oblique ruin of Lochranza Castle . It has a declining population of some 200 and takes its name from the small sea loch of Ranza about which it is built. As a plus point it is home to the islands distillery which produces Arran Single Malt (in keeping with my previous visits to Scotland, where distilleries seem hell bent on refusing me access, the distillery was closed for the day) but also has the dubious reputation of being the village with the least hours of sunshine of any in the United Kingdom, lying as it does in a north-facing valley on an island with a particularly high level of rainfall. However, unlike most villages in the UK it has its very own poem dedicated to it by none other than Sir Walter Scott - and I quote:

Lochranza Castle



On fair Lochranza streamed the early day,
Thin wreaths of cottage smoke are upward curl'd
From the lone hamlet, which her inland bay
From the lone hamlet, which her inland bay
And circling mountains sever from world


In fairness I saw little rain during my brief visit nor 'thin wreaths of smoke upward curl'd'. Combi-boilers have probably put paid to that image. I turned left into the grassy sward surrounding the ruined castle and decided to test my mobility. I got out, grabbed my walking pole, and tested my weight. It wasn't too bad - I wasn't going to be giving Mr. Pink Tracksuit a run for his money but I could get around ok if I used my pole as a crutch. I wandered around the base of the ruined castle and looked for something to tell me of its history, but if there was an information board then I missed it. I discovered later that it is in fact a ruin of 16th century vintage - a hunting lodge built by Scottish kings. It made a great subject for a photograph, framed against the background of the little harbour with its flotilla of yachts. I noticed spotlights had been installed at strategic places and wondered if I would be here later to see it illuminated.
I drove out of Lochranza intending to do a clockwise circuit of Arran using the A841, with a possible traverse over its centre if I could find one of the few roads on the map that seemed to allow me to do this. I climbed out of the harbour town and along the winding road that snaked through the mountains of the islands northern region. The road builders of Arran, justifiably proud of the scenery they enjoyed, incorporated regular lay-bys for people to pull in and admire the scenery, some of these even had park benches for their comfort and none of them possessed a parking meter. In fact during my whole stay in Kintyre I never once paid for the privilege of parking my car in some of the UK's most scenic locations - a stark contrast to my earlier Cornish holiday where my weekly parking budget almost ran into three figures. I was in no hurry, and the day was proving to be pleasantly sunny, so I edged my way around the coast, stopping by and by, until I reached the islands principal town of Brodick where I decided to get out and stretch my legs. Brodick is the centre for tourism on Arran but this in no way spoils its atmosphere. Even the main ferry port to mainland Ardrossan has not detracted from it's genial ambience. Brodick has its very own brewery, the Arran brewery, which produces Arran Blonde beer, sold throughout the UK. Lochranza had offered no shops for the casual visitor but here there were plenty and I browsed along the high street peering into various windows. I found a curio shop - the sort of place that my wife Sue loves to explore - and on impulse I decided to go inside and buy her a memento. The cool interior was practically empty of customers. I cast a quick glance over to the two female shop assistants and wondered, briefly, why they were staring at me in such an odd and wary manner until I caught sight of myself in a large mirror. I was dressed in shabby, travel stained, walking gear, a peaked cap jammed on my head, unshaven for almost a week, and walking with a sinister limp: I didn’t radiate charm.
I chose a large scented candle and approached them.
"May I have this please?" I said in the friendliest tone I could muster whilst smiling at them benignly. Their suspicions removed they became cheerful and chatty and I had the obligatory "Have a nice day" offered me as I made my exit. I made my way to the green verge that sloped down to the waters edge and found a bench to rest for a while. I phoned Sue and tried to describe the scene before me. The 2,867 ft. peak of Goat Fell tumbled down into pine forests which in turn ran down to the edge of the town. I sat at one end of a pleasant pebble strewn bay and not far out into the water a large grey ship lay at anchor. Behind me the high street was buzzing pleasantly with the sound of people enjoying themselves punctuated by the occasional swish of a passing car. It was a nice relaxed sort of place, was Brodick, and it encourages the visitor to just sit and watch the world go by.

Holy Isle at Lamlash


Eventually, and reluctantly, I returned to my car and moved on, with the sea to my left and a succession of pleasant little hamlets to my right. I stopped at one such place and went into the local post office to ask if there was a pub nearby.
"No!" replied the lady behind the counter, wariness in her eyes. I really should have had a shave that morning.
The next town of any size was Lamlash strung out along the shoreline of the Firth of Clyde with the gaunt crag of Holy Isle standing some half a mile out to sea. I'd made up my mind to stop and explore a little but I was already driving back out of the place with no opportunity to do a U-turn as the island's only juggernaut had appeared from nowhere and was tail-gating me with dogged determination. On the outskirts of Lamlash I discovered the fire station and police station nestled together with a gleaming fire tender parked up and ready for action and, on the opposite side of the road, a small industrial estate where the huge lorry behind me turned off and left me in peace. I continued my leisurely circuit clockwise and noticed a wooden handwritten sign that said 'Viking Bay' just a few miles out of Lamlash.
On impulse I took the path that veered sharply left from the main road. For a while all was well as I trundled along a tiny country lane, passing pretty whitewashed cottages. The lane began to narrow however, and before long was merely a sort of cart track with no room to turn around. Eventually it led me into a farmyard where a truculent Jack Russell emerged from the house to the right and stood in front of the car. A large lady in an apron followed it and eyed me suspiciously. There was nothing I could do as there was nowhere to go but forward.
"Arthur!" yelled the woman."H'away"
The dog threw her a glance but didn't move.
"Arthur! Move will ye!"
The dog thrust its chin out at me.
"Arthur MOVE!"
Arthur planted his legs firmly and stared me out.
A man emerged from the barn to the left, a knotty muscled character with a weather beaten face. He merely jerked his head at Arthur who meekly trotted away back to the house. The lady (his wife I guess) threw the dog a murderous look and then glowered at her husband. Feeling slightly uncomfortable I rolled gently between them, did a neat three point turn in the wider part of their yard and then rolled past them again. I tried smiling at them and shrugged but all I got in return were dark looks.
Of a bay, Viking or otherwise, there was not a trace.



As I headed off on the circuit again I noticed a track that struck off across the islands interior just a few miles further along the main road and assumed this was the road indicated on the map. As it turned out it wasn't. It was a trail imaginatively called, according to the hand written wooden sign, 'Strategic Logging Road No.2' but it was metalled and was going in the right direction so I took it anyway. It climbed steadily up and away from the coast to crest high amidst dense pine plantations. At its apex I pulled over to take photographs. From here I could see both Kilbrannan Sound on the west coast and the Firth of Clyde on the east coast with the Arran mountains framed nicely against the sky. A few sheep regarded me with mild surprise - they bleated at me continuously. I think they were saying "you should get a shave mate". The track twisted along a large and brooding glen, the silence only broken by the rattle of my wheels as I crossed cattle grids.
Eventually the track wound downwards again and I came out once more at Lamlash, named in part after Las, a fourth century Irish monk who decided that living in a cave on Holy Isle was a sane and rational lifestyle choice. Lamlash plays host to Arran's only secondary school and also has Arran's only hospital which must have come in handy for the Scottish Marines who trained near Lamlash during WW2. I found a promising looking hotel on the sea front and decided that a lunchtime pint was in order. The tiny bar was tended by a friendly guy I assumed to be the owner.
"Morning to ye", he chimed as I walked in. "What'll ye have?"
We chatted for a bit as he pulled my pint of Deuchars, I enthused about the beauty of Arran and he agreed wholeheartedly. "Oh aye - it's lovely here all right “ he said proudly. Are ye walkin?"
"Yes. Well - I was but I've injured foot in so I'm just touring by car now."
"Oh? Well we have a few rooms free if you're lookin' for somewhere t'stay tonight."
"No it's ok. I'm already staying somewhere thanks."
"Ok. Here's your pint. Whereabouts are you staying - Brodick?"
I gave him the money. "No - I'm staying over on Kintyre actually. Have one yourself?"
His face clouded over. "No thanks. Not at lunchtime." He turned to his optics and began fiddling distractedly "Kintyre eh?"
And that was the end of the conversation. I don't know whether I had opened up an old inter-island emnity between Arran and Kintyre or he just had a personal grudge against all things Kintyre but I’d obviously touched a nerve. I noticed a door onto a small beer garden so I made a discreet exit to enjoy my pint in peace.
I had a great vantage point looking out across the narrow stretch of water between Lamlash and Holy Isle. The ubiquitous yachts bobbed about here and there and the local gulls wheeled overhead eyeing me speculatively to see if I had any food worth stealing. So far I hadn't seen a single place on Arran that wasn't picturesque in the extreme. The island had a rugged timelessness about it where even mainland Scotland, its eastern shores smudging the horizon across the Firth of Clyde, seemed remote and of another world. I pondered the history of Arran, what little I knew of it anyway: Often referred to as 'Scotland in miniature' it possesses both a highland and a lowland region, has been continuously occupied by man since Neolithic times, is home to three indigenous species of tree found nowhere else in the world, boasts 42 post boxes, and is Britain's seventh largest off shore island.
It has a few notable residents - Jack McConnell, former First Minister of Scotland, Robert McLellan, Scottish playwright and poet and Jackie Brambles, broadcaster. I supped my beer and wondered what it must be like to grow up in such a community where crime and traffic congestion and population pressures scarcely existed. It surely had to make you a better person - an innate mistrust of all things Kintyre notwithstanding.



Back on the road once more and I started to get hungry - I retraced my steps back over the logging road to rejoin the A841 on the southern tip of Arran where, undeterred by my Viking Bay experience, I acted again on impulse and turned off on a tiny road that led me down to a beach a little further on. I followed a sign to Knockenkelly and parked up to have a picnic on the sand. Despite the fact that it was still summer and the weather was passing fair I had the entire beach to myself. And what a beach it was. Whiting Bay - a wide crescent of clean sand, rock pools, and a bluff of sea-carved rocks forming a barrier between the beach and the houses lined along the coastal track. It occurred to me that perhaps the mysterious and elusive Viking Bay was in fact Whiting Bay I would have liked to have walked along its length and explored a few rock pools but that would have invited trouble from my gammy foot so I picked my way carefully down onto the sand and found a convenient rock to sit on to have lunch.

Whiting (Viking?) Bay

A rough stone jetty ran out some hundred meters into the surf and a building jutted out at its end. It may have been a lighthouse of sorts. I wondered whether this was the remains of the pier that once claimed to be the longest in Scotland. I sat in peace and quiet for an hour with just a couple of tame robins to keep me company before reluctantly moving on. On a fine summers day - and I admit they may be rarer in Arran than further south in the UK - this must be a lovely place to spend your time. A million miles away from the Kiss-Me-Quick beaches of the likes of Brighton with it's heaving hordes of day trippers and jangling arcades.
After the turn off for Knockenkelly I was effectively on the homeward leg of my journey heading north up Arran with Kilbrannan sound to my left and the long sinuous line of Kintyre far out across the sea. I stopped briefly in a car-park on the edge of a gnarled and impenetrable forest whose green mossy depths invoked images of Grimm's fairy tales, to read about the Arran way, a long distant footpath of which I was unaware and which allowed a sixty mile circuit of the island by foot. Unlike the Kintyre Way the notice board pulled no punches about the tough terrain and several words like 'rugged' 'difficult' and 'scrambling' leapt out at me. For some reason I had a mental image of my three friends toiling up a rocky hillside, sweating and cursing with set faces and I wondered if they were 'scrambling' 'ruggedly' up a 'difficult' section right at that moment.
I drove through the tiny hamlet of Blackwaterfoot (little more than a hotel and a stone bridge built over a rushing beck whose waters did indeed look black) and its neighbouring 12 hole golf course
of international acclaim and back out onto the wildest part of the coast road. Owing to the steep rocky nature of the land on this side of Arran there were few visible settlements until I reached my journeys end at Lochranza. The way ahead was open and empty of traffic and now the pine forests tumbled down almost to the roadside only to be checked by a continuous natural wall of granite. To my left a long shale beach gave out onto Kilbrannan sound. A call of nature forced me to stop after a while to seek out a suitable bramble bush and then the hushed landscape made me seek out a flat rock to sit upon and observe the scenery before me. The late afternoon air was still and Kilbrannan Sound was like a sheet of mercury, the water having a heavy, oily consistency that rolled in a slow and deliberate manner. Iron clouds bloomed across the sound, dropping misty curtains of drizzle far out to the south, interspersed with silver shafts of sunlight that touched the water here and there like celestial searchlights. I became aware of unusual sounds - 'plink, plish, plash' - and realised that Gannets were out on the water diving for fish. Once you noticed one you became aware that they were, in fact, everywhere. On Monday they had teased me, denying me the glimpse of that final arrow-swift plunge into the water but today was a regular Gannet-fest. Some dived so close to me that I could observe every detail - the lazy circling followed by the sudden angled turn towards the water, the last-second folding back of their wings before their perfect entry and a plume of white water. Others were far out across the sound, and I saw the splash of their dives first before the distant 'ploosh' reached me. On a large rock in front of me stood a line of Cormorants. They looked like judges at a sporting event, giving the Gannets marks out of ten for technique (perhaps with bonus points for any fish caught). If a Gannet dived close to them they cackled at each other approvingly. Here, on an island where being far away from everything was its greatest charm, was a place that epitomised this characteristic. The road behind me carried the occasional car north or south but there were no houses or yachts or indeed people to be seen. I sat for half an hour, lost in thought, until my posterior became numb with all the sitting and I realised it was time to move on. I knew I had collected a memory that would always remain with me - just the Gannets and I, a September sky full of rain, and the silent waters of Kilbrannan Sound.



With my spirits uplifted, I drove the remaining few miles of my circuit, passing the fantastically named village of Thundergay, until the houses of Lochranza hove into view and my exploration of Arran was at an end. I parked on the access ramp at the Ferry port next to a red deer grazing the grass on the side of the road. I did a double take - yes, it really was a doe, chomping the grass right in the middle of Lochranza and in broad daylight. I got out of the car cautiously, expecting it to leap away into the nearest cover but it just acknowledged my presence with a flick of its head and moved a few feet away to continue feeding.

Deer and Crows

A couple of bikers arrived, Germans I think, and were immediately drawn to the deer, gesturing to me as If I hadn't already seen it. They began searching through their panniers, looking for cameras.
I limped a few hundred yards down to the harbour front and killed some time watching the yachts bob about on the water (funny thing with yachts in a harbour is that you never see anyone actually on them) and waited in vain for the floodlights to be switched on at the Lochranza Castle or the Pink Jogger on his evening sorte. Soon, however, the white speck of the ferry could be seen ambling towards us and it was time to make my way back to the car and return to Kintyre. The red deer meantime had lain down on the crest of a grassy bank that ran down to the waters edge and was gazing out to sea. A pair of crows were hopping about it. One crow fluttered up and perched on it's head which garnered no reaction from the deer whatsoever. It looked like a contrived picture, what with the mountains and the sea as a backdrop, but it was a snapshot that just had to be taken. Later, on board the ferry, my mother rang me to see how I was spending my time. I was eulogising about Arran when the over amplified voice of the captain blared out of the Tannoy system, running through the obligatory safety announcements and drowning out my words. I may as well have been at Glasgow airport; ironic considering the peaceful day I had enjoyed. As the ferry ploughed across Kilbrannan sound I watched the silhouette of Arran grow ever smaller and decided that I’d to go back one day. The island had an allure that invited you to return and there was much that I hadn't had time to see or do: The raised beaches of the northern mountains, the climb to Goats Fell, the standing stones on Machrie Moor and the Giant's Graves above Whiting Bay. Arran is beautiful in its simplicity and the best memories I have of the place are those that cost me nothing but a little of my time and the willingness to just sit and observe. It was some considerable consolation for missing the final stages of the Kintyre Way.

See Route on ......
In pictures coming soon ....


Saturday, 8 September 2007

Isle of Gigha

The Isle of Gigha
By Mark Walford

I only heard the name Gigha for the first time as we were driving the final leg of our journey to Kintyre and our destination at Muasdale. We had noticed a village called 'Half Life' and we were joking about the area being a secret nuclear test site. My friend Bod had his maps open. "Well, keeping with the theme, there's a small island opposite where we are staying called Geiger."
That's how he pronounced it 'Geiger', as in the counter. Only later did we learn to pronounce it correctly as 'Gear' which spoilt any allegorical reference to nuclear testing although subsequently we did discover Fission Bay, the village of Glowindark, and a whole flock of two headed sheep....
After my enforced retirement from the Kintyre Way hike I had sulked in the apartment for a day before setting off to explore the Isle of Arran on Thursday. I still had a day to kill before we went home so I decided to take the ferry across to Gigha to see what small island life was like, which is why a damp and grey Friday morning found me standing on the access ramp of the less than lovely ferry terminal at Tayinloan.
I had already dropped off my companions for their final day on the Kintyre Trail (a day which proved to be long, arduous, and at times frustrating as captured in Colin's excellent diary scribblings.)
I didn't really know what to expect from my stay on Gigha. By comparison Arran, although an island community with a sense of gentle isolation, still had busy links to mainland Britain and enjoyed a tourist industry worth almost thirty million pounds a year. It had a major road, a circular route that linked all the towns and villages, and a resident population of 4500. Gigha by comparison was tiny, a mere speck of granite off the western shore of Kintyre, just six miles long by one and a half miles wide. Its only road ran from end to end and terminated in car parks, its population was less than 150, and tourism was a low key affair as the community had only one hotel. What little I had learnt of the place came via the guide books from our apartment. Gigha had a garden open to the public - it's principal tourist attraction - and the islands name was an evolution of the old Nordic term for God's Island.
Gigha was visible from the lounge of our apartment and we had all spent time scanning its low undulating profile with binoculars, straining to see signs of life. At the south end, wind turbines twirled lazily and a large house could be made out on a rocky promontory, at the north end there was some sort of concrete bunker but all other details were obscured by distance and drizzle.
I was of course a seasoned ferry traveller by now (yes, that was meant to be tongue in cheek) so the embarking and ticket buying were mere formalities. I went up to the observation deck where a blustery wind tugged at my cap and a fine sea spray coated my lips with salt. There were more people then I expected on the journey across to Gigha but I suspected that many of them were locals who had some business on 'mainland' Kintyre. For a while all was peaceful, just the steady throbbing of the ferry's diesel engines and the background sighing of the sea. This was spoilt when three teenage girls began to giggle incessantly and compare ring tones on their mobile phones. At least the crossing was relatively short - maybe twenty minutes - so I stood at the front of the deck and watched Gigha glide into view.
From a distance of a few miles across the waters of Gigha Sound the island had looked like a fairly flat and uniform lump of rock but now, as we drew near, the geometry of the island changed. The shoreline began to throw out rocky piers, and bays began to appear along the emerging coastline. What had appeared to be a flat line of hills took on a more three dimensional aspect which gave the island depth and perspective. I could now see the ferry landing at Ardminish - the islands only settlement - and a few cars waiting on the access ramp. It was time to go below decks.
Soon I was driving onto the main road of Gigha, realising as I did so that I hadn't a clue as to what to do or where to go next. As the choice was fairly limited - left or right - I decided to head left toward the southern end of the island, but not before I pulled into the car park in front of the Gigha Hotel for a proper look at Ardminish.

The Gigha Hotel

There was something about the architecture of the houses and bungalows, and the way they meandered hither and thither over the uneven terrain that reminded me of villages in Scandinavia or some of the small settlements I have seen depicted in Iceland. I'm sure this is just my own subjectivity and others would disagree, but the overall effect was pleasing yet also a little alienating. Here I felt like a stranger - an outsider: and of course, that's exactly what I was. I had got out of the car to look at the rocky bay that formed a natural harbour for the village when the Giggling Trio pulled into the car park in a Vauxhall Corsa and got out to have a noisy discussion about whether to use the hotels bar or not. It was time to move on.
As I followed the road south I found myself unexpectedly surrounded by mature woodland. Somehow I never equated Gigha with trees - I imagined a sort of heather strewn tundra - but here I was driving through a forest of Beech and Oak with giant specimens well over a hundred years old. It wasn't an extensive forest by any means but several acres of established woodland habitat were a pleasant surprise and a pleasure to drive through. I have learned since that, relative to its size, Gigha is one of the most productive and fertile places in Scotland. It is influenced by the North Atlantic Drift and this provides for a drier and milder climate than other areas of western Scotland. Despite this, for most of its history Gigha was indeed treeless and the small forest I drove through was planted as recently as the 18th century.
When the trees finally gave out I had reached the southern end of the island, more abruptly then I had bargained for. The large house we had spied at the 'southern' tip of Gigha was in fact on its own separate island (Gigalum) across a narrow channel of water. It was an old ruined armhouse, unoccupied for many years on account of its reputation for being haunted. Unfortunately from the vantage point of South End Pier the house was hidden behind a shoulder of rock. The Pier had the feel of a place seldom used. A few wooden huts leaned together against the wind rushing in from the Atlantic and a rickety wooden jetty ran out into the channel between Gigalum and Gigha. I tried to make out Muasdale across the sound but a fine drizzle was obscuring any details of the Kintyre coast. The wind turbines we had picked out with our binoculars were close by, across a small meadow. They loomed above us, pale white and alien, whispering ghostly gossip to each other. Known locally as Creideas, D'chas and Carthannas (Gaelic for Faith, Hope and Charity) the wind turbines were set up in 2005 and wholly project managed by the islanders. Excess electricity being sold back into the national grid with profits ploughed back into local programmes for the benefit of the island community Unlike the companionable silence that enveloped me whenever I left the car on Arran there was a somewhat forlorn feel to South End Pier, rather like a long neglected corner of a garden. This may or not have been improved by the arrival of the Giggling Trio but I didn't stay long enough to find out. With a feeling that I was being stalked I left the Pier to the chorus of atonal ring tones and drove back to Ardminish.
I had missed the entrance to Achamore Gardens on my way down to the Pier but now the impressive stone gateway appeared from amidst the trees to my left. I considered paying the entrance fee to explore the grounds. I love gardens of all shapes and sizes but I knew I would be inviting trouble from my still unhealed foot if I spent too long on it so reluctantly I decided to give it a miss. As it is a garden known principally for its Rhododendrons and Azaleas I would not have been seeing it at its best anyway, which was some consolation.
Back in Ardminish I decided to sit and have a pint or two in the garden of the Gigha Hotel. I walked into the tiny bar to find it all but deserted. A couple of local builders propped up one corner of the bar counter. I ordered a pint of Deuchars and was poured a pint of Guinness. This was corrected by one of the builders so I asked for a pint of Deuchars again only to be told they didn't have any. Finally we settled on a pint of McKewans and Anglo-Scottish relationships were restored. On my way out, and almost inevitably, the Giggling Trio entered and filled the room with much tittering and polyphonic versions of 'Sexy No No No' and 'Umbrella'. It was like being haunted.
I went outside to lean against the hotel's stone wall, overlooking the harbour. As I stood there a car pulling a trailer clanked and clattered past me. The car may have once been a Renault or perhaps an Audi but it was hard to tell as the front end was missing. No lights, no radiator grill - nothing. It was a mechanical miracle that it could move at all. In the trailer a large farmer stood holding a sheet of glass easily six feet square balanced edge-on to the floor of the trailer. He wore no gloves and there were no restraining straps. Everything swayed and bounced erratically, including the collie dog that occasionally bobbed its head above the side of the trailer. It all looked like a disaster waiting to happen but the driver and the guy in the trailer both gave me a cheery wave as they rattled by.
I was beginning to realise that with just two hours gone I had already explored half of Gigha. I needed to spin the time out a little so a second pint of beer followed. Now I'm not a great lunchtime drinker and even two pints normally makes me drowsy and lethargic - add the clean wholesome air of Gigha and the effect was close to narcolepsy. Bleary eyed I drove north along the single track road into wilder hilly terrain where heather grew in abundance. The road began to twist and turn lazily, passing scattered farmsteads and rough meadows where hardy sheep grazed. One lonely house stood out against the dull sky with walls of a startling peacock blue recalling Scandinavia once again.

ED: Five years later I was contacted by the owner of this house to tell me that they had finally finished building it - along with an invitation to revisit the island.

This was merely the insulating material however and the wooden skin of the house was stacked neatly by, ready for installation. Winter would soon be on its way so they needed to be quick. Further on, the view across the Atlantic from the Gigha's south-westerly coast opened up so that the Inner Hebridean isles of Islay and Jura with its prominent twin peaks, could be clearly seen. A large ferry, much larger than the one I had travelled on, plied its way towards Islay on its return journey from distant Oban.
Abruptly the road ended in a grassy car park and I was

A very blue house

obliged to walk the last few hundred yards to the true end of the island. If the southern tip of Gigha had the air of abandonment about it - man made objects left to the weathering of the elements - then here at the northern extremity it was just wild and lonely. A heron stalked intently amongst the rock pools but other than that I was alone. The most puzzling thing here was the large concrete cube that had been built right out on the rocks. We had spotted this through our binoculars but its purpose was no clearer even on closer inspection. A lurid sign warned of the dangers of climbing on it and I could see that its base had been dangerously eroded by the sea so that it balanced delicately on a few large rocks. Sooner or later a good storm would blow in from the Atlantic and the whole thing would be sent to the bottom of the sea. I wandered about aimlessly, enjoying the solitude and the views across to Jura. The air was bracing and managed to blow away the foggy influence of the lunchtime beers. Eventually a car appeared from around the corner of a heathery hillside. I watched it warily but this time it wasn't the Giggling Trio, only a few ramblers out for an afternoon stroll.
I made my way back to Ardminish, stopping here and there when a particularly eye-catching view afforded itself. Once back in the town I began to run out of ideas. Gigha is a beautiful place, no question of that, but on a drizzly day when you are semi-lame the options run out quite fast. I contemplated a third pint and, as I needed another comfort break, my bladder made the decision for me. I walked back into the tiny bar and almost got wedged in the doorway. The place was heaving. It seemed as if the entire population of 150 plus a crowd of assorted tourists were jammed into the place, all clamouring for pints of Deuchars and being served Guinness instead. I couldn't face the challenge of fighting my way to the bar so I used the gents and squeezed my way back out again.
It was odd really - living in a big city you often left the clamour and bedlam of the street in order to enter the calm oasis of a pub. Here it was exactly the opposite. The all encompassing silence of Gigha wrapped itself around me as soon as I left the hotel and the distant shouts and laughter of the people inside seemed to be coming to me through layers of cotton wool.
Next to the hotel was a smart new craft centre, partly funded (so the sign told me) by lottery money. On impulse I wandered inside. I immediately regretted this as a woman pounced on me, shoved a program into my hand, and invited me to browse at will 'all local artists, prices very reasonable'. I had to go through the motions of studying each and every exhibit as if I were an art expert. inching my way around the gallery until I could duck back out through the exit. There were some nice photographs for sale - mainly of Gigha and Kintyre - taken by a talented local photographer, but I wasn't in the market, primarily because I was all but broke. I felt the reproachful eyes of the exhibition organiser burn into my back as I slipped furtively outside.
At this point I knew it was time to leave. I had seen Gigha, found it a charming place, but had nothing left to do. I could have bought a Mars Bar at the local village shop except it was firmly closed for the day. If the weather had been warm and sunny I would have found a nice sheltered cove (probably deserted and entirely at my disposal) and had a snooze, but the forecast didn't look good. Even more frustrating was the fact that I missed out on Achamore Gardens.
I had to wait perhaps thirty minutes for the ferry to arrive so I sat and dangled my legs over the concrete ramp and considered Gigha. Traditionally the ancestral home of the Clan MacNeill, it has its own tartan and Clan badge and had its own part to play in the bloody and tumultuous history of the Western Isles. However, human occupation stretched much further back than this as evidenced by the numerous Neolithic standing stones and monuments scattered across the isle.

The northern tip of Gigha

Although geographically remote Gigha does have a grassy runway that can be used as an airstrip (a mere twenty or thirty minute flight for a light aircraft setting out from Glasgow airport) and has the regular ferry link to Tayinloan. In terms of recent habitation the island has had a chequered history. In the eighteenth century the population of Gigha peaked at over 700, but by the 1960s it had fallen to 163 and by the beginning of the 21st century it was down to only 98. During the 20th century the island had numerous owners, which caused various problems in developing the area. Most famously this came to an end in March 2002 when the islanders managed, with help from grants from the National Lottery and Highlands and Islands Enterprise, to purchase the island for 4 million pounds and they now own it through a development trust called the Isle of Gigha Heritage Trust. If I were born and bred on the island then I would never wish to leave it. Why would I? The islanders own their precious piece of land, are responsible for their own affairs, and are justifiably proud to be in this privileged position.
I never found the place to be unfriendly, but by the same token I never found it particularly friendly either. I got the impression that it was simply neutral to strangers. The sense of community was very strong here and it is this strength that ensures that settlements like those on Gigha survive against the odds of financial pressures and government bureaucracy. I'll never be an islander (except in the British sense) but long may places like Gigha continue to exist. Maybe some of the values and ethics to be found in such a tightly knit community could find there way back on to the mainland. God knows we need them.
The ferry arrived on time and a motley group of people emerged carrying musical instruments of various types and antiquity. There was to be a folk festival on the island that night. I wish I could have stayed - maybe grabbed a room at the hotel. This would have been a great opportunity to mix in with the islanders and get to know them a little better. A few beers (yeah Guinness even) and some local music thrown in. A great night in prospect! But, alas, I had to return to Mausdale and so the ferry chugged away from Gigha taking myself, the Giggling Trio, and a dog that appeared to have no owner, back to Kintyre. Would I go back to Gigha? Yes. So long as I was fully mobile, the weather was better (a lot to hope for in that part of Scotland I know) and the folk festival was on.
Most definitely I would.

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Kintyre Way Summary

The Kintyre Way
By Colin Walford
Epilogue

Route: Bedroom to Kitchen
Date: Some weeks later
Distance: 21ft (17m)

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My feet have healed. They are so obviously pink and healthy now that I feel something of a wimp reading back over my observations of three months ago. It is genuinely hard to recall the discomforts I faithfully recorded at the time.
It hadn't been that bad, had it?
About six weeks after we all returned to our respective homes, I was in the shower one morning when I watched with quiet amazement as thick crusts of skin disengaged themselves from my heels in a peeling-back motion. I was left with what looked like pieces of naan bread dangling from my feet, pulled them away and flushed them down the toilet. The skin underneath was soft and vulnerable-looking, and I realised I was back to square one. If I go walking again next year — which is a strong possibility — I will be doing so on feet whose soles possess all the durability and toughness of a softly-boiled egg.
It doesn't help that during the eleven months between each walking holiday I choose to wear soft, moccasin-like shoes that pamper and caress my feet. I am then surprised and offended that they behave in a shocked manner before falling apart, when I insist on strapping them inside big old walking boots with their concrete liners and inflexible contours.
Bod's advice is to wear the boots throughout the year — into town to do the shopping, in the garden, whilst in bed. He wears heavy boots at work and suspected this was why his feet remained broadly unconcerned while the rest of us were suffering. This theory carries a certain logic and will be completely ignored.
All of my blisters and bruises, earned so painfully on the Kintyre Way, have faded both in physicality and in memory. The only remaining evidence that my feet were put through their paces is a toenail which went black overnight — fourth toe, right foot. I went to bed with a perfectly clear nail and woke to find one that was purple-black, though curiously painless. It is still there now, slowly rising up the digit as it grows out.
So had it been that bad? My memory banks are sceptical. But it is when I watch the video footage I took at the time that I begin to appreciate what it had all been about. Memory has the gratifying gift of blurring unpleasant things, possibly so that we don't wake screaming in the night. Hard, factual evidence on film tells it differently. So yes. It was that bloody bad.
After Dean had taken what was left of us home that final evening, we met up with Mark, who had enjoyed a brief but satisfying foray to Gigha and was ready to celebrate. What emerged from Mark's car and shambled into the Hunting Lodge Hotel looked like a group of cripples searching for Lourdes. We drew curious looks from every room we passed through. I had warned a group of fairly elderly ladies not to ask why I was limping and walking with bow-legged care. They had assured me they wouldn't. We collapsed into comfortable chairs and three of us drank alcohol quickly, hoping it would function as a pleasant anaesthetic. A man played accordion with admirable skill and drew an appreciative crowd, particularly a group of clapping Canadians. Then a woman attempted to accompany him on a recorder, putting in a performance broadly equivalent to somebody's eight-year-old niece at her third lesson. The smiling and applauding group was reduced to a bank of strained but polite expressions within two tunes.
The canny owner of the lodge attempted to sell Mark a glass of whisky for eight pounds. Mark declined. The owner produced a cheaper glass at four pounds. Mark agreed, but only if he could have a free taste first. The owner hesitated, then acquiesced with a rueful smile and a gleam in his eye. He knew when he had met his match. Mark eventually drank too much to drive legally, so we got a taxi home. The following day he cadged a lift from a friend who happened — in the wonderful small-world way of things — to be staying at Muasdale at the same time as us. Then it was time to say goodbye to our apartment, to Jura, to Muasdale and to the Kintyre Peninsula. We packed with the usual chaos and confusion, though at a considerably slower pace than usual as we all shuffled about and clung onto furniture. Then the long journey back to England: me to Bristol, Bod dropped in Southport, Mark and Jo back to Birmingham.
If this is the space for reflection, then what can I say?
I could note that my cousin Jo has a hyperactive bladder and a definite flair for narcolepsy. I could voice my suspicions that Bod may be an android, a covert SAS operative, or someone who has had all his pain receptors removed on the NHS. I could mention that my brother Mark is still, at the time of writing, awaiting skin grafts on his heel, and that he discovered — by the innocent act of telling a barman on Arran where he was staying — that a little-known state of quiet enmity appears to exist between the island and the Kintyre Peninsula.
But what I really came away with was the knowledge that the Kintyre Peninsula is a magnificent place — a mainland island with remote and wonderful scenery and a walk that exists to try and show this off in its entirety. It can be a bastard of a walk. It is harder going than the West Highland Way, perhaps because it is so young and raw. Without doubt, there are parts of the Way that need addressing and altering, but it is a very rewarding walk nonetheless, and I would recommend it to anyone inclined toward this sort of thing. It will challenge you and reward you in equal measure. You will discover exactly how tough your feet are and how you respond when the going gets hard.
I'd like to know how it walks in about twenty years' time. Perhaps I'll make the effort to find out, though at sixty years of age I'll probably be using a stairlift just to get myself to bed each night.
The Kintyre Way website has a roll of honour for walkers who have completed the route. I put our names up there — mine, Bod's and Jo's — along with the date. In actual fact, I made an error with Bod's date, and the record shows him completing the walk a full month after Jo and me. Ironic, really, when you consider the pace he set throughout and how far ahead of all of us he was at any given point. The roll of honour also contains the names of people who completed the route in four days, and I believe one group of dedicated head cases finished the whole thing in seventy-two hours.
Good luck to them. They obviously have more about them than I do. It was enough that we finished, and that we did so in six days.
I value my stop-and-stare moments.
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The Kintyre Way in pictures

The Kintyre Way in pictures

Day 1.1 On day one we travelled into the town of West Tarbert, a pretty place with plenty of character - there is something undeniably appealing about boats bobbing at dock in front of seafront buildings, wheeling birds and meandering locals and holiday-makers.



Day 1.2 We strolled to the very start of The Kintyre Way. The assembly point seemed to be on pavement immediately in front of some stone steps, which we had to take to start a climb to the ruins of Tarbert Castle.



Day 1.3 Suddenly, the trees opened up before us again and we came out into open space where the path took a turn to the right. We stood on it and looked out over an immense sheet of water and the land beyond it. We were able to do this because the hill we were on dropped away before us, with trees marching down it in ranks.



Day 1.4 As we walked along the shoreline at the village of At Skipness, we began to get fantastic views of Arran across the Bute/Kilbrannan Sound.



Day 1.5 Our apartment at Muasdale faced due west and treated us to a number of impressive sunsets.



Day 2.1 As if to underline its intentions, the trail took us heartily uphill straight away and also became immediately moist and sloshy. We climbed and soon broke clear of the treetops and into the open, where a soft wind began to tousle us.



Day 2.2 We were now three or four hundred feet up and moorland rolled away from us in the direction we had come from to merge into trees, more distant hills and eventually the spacious dazzle of Kilbrannan Sound.



Day 2.3 The walk began to take us around the edge of a loch of a beautiful shade of turquoise. It reminded me of photographs of the vast lakes I have seen in New Zealand and I had to commit it to celluloid. Its name is Loch Ciaran and I thought it was breathtaking.



Day 3.1 Day three was spent walking along the shingled beaches of Kintyre's west coast.



Day 3.2 The rain was still spitting down on us, but visibility out to sea was still open and satisfying with Gigha standing chest-deep in water, as it has for probably millions of years.



Day 3.3 After miles of following the surf we finally reached the headland of Tayinloan and the end of the day's march.



Day 4.1 With a man down due to blisters the three of us set off for another traverse of the peninsula under laden skies and a damp, persistent mist.



Day 4.2 The fog and mists stayed with us as we passed giant wind turbines and reached the coast at Watersfoot.



Day 4.3 We finished our day's walking on the east coast near the still waters of Cnoc nan Gabhar.



Day 5.1 We found the last two days of the route hard going and, as a result, took fewer photographs. Here we are leaving the tiny village of Saddell.



Day 5.2 Lussa Loch is not a natural body of water. It was formed during the 1950's as part of a reservoir scheme, was called a hydro-loch and flooded by the damming of the Lussa burn, making it the largest loch in Kintyre.



Day 5.3 Near Blackwater and journey's end.



Day 6.1 After an arrow-straight road between Campbeltown and Machrihanish village we finally began to climb, passing Ballygroggan farm.



Day 6.2 There were some challenging climbs on this last day. Standing on top of Cnoc Moy gave us all a sense of achievement.



Day 6.3 This most southerly tip of the Kintyre peninsula is wild and remote, after almost 22 long miles we were very glad to reach our destination at tiny Southend and the completion of the Kintyre Way.



Friday, 7 September 2007

Kintyre Way Day 6

The Kintyre Way
By Colin Walford
Day Six

Route: Campbeltown to Dunaverty
Distance: 21.75m (35km)
Elevation: 0ft (0m) to 1,184ft (361m)
Climbing (ascent and descent): 2,697ft (822m) and 2,664ft (812m)

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Emergency repairs ....

I was awake and ready by quarter past six.
"Ah! He's up!" said Bod, as if surprised.
Now was the moment of truth. I tested whether I could walk and found, with perturb­ment but not tremendous astonishment, that I still couldn't put any weight on my right heel. It felt bulbous and was extremely tender. Something would need to be done. I sat on the bed, picked up my nail scissors and fairly drove the point through the hard skin on the sole and into the blister underneath. At last I was rewarded with a long spurt of fluid — as if somebody were discharging a five-millilitre syringe — a thin jet that shot over my left arm and soaked into the quilt. I had hoped this would ease the pain. I was lamentably mistaken. It stung viciously as I compressed the blister until I had bled every drop of fluid out of it and onto me. Good. Now I had to turn it into something I could walk on for twenty-two miles.
I managed this by applying a Compeed plaster with two normal Elastoplast on top, then covering the whole arrangement with a tight bandage wound around my heel and ankle several times, the edges secured with micropore tape. A lot of micropore tape. Over all of this I pulled a length of tubigrip and then wore my walking sock on top. I hobbled an experimental length of the room and back. I could support my weight. Further improvement arrived when I put my trainers on rather than walking boots — Jo had suggested trainers for the first five miles of road walking and I had latched onto this idea with gratitude. I then attended to my inflamed thigh and dressed it with strips of micropore wound around the leg several times. This dressing was going nowhere.
Jo admitted to me over breakfast that his feet had been in such a bad state in the early hours that he'd thought he wouldn't be able to walk today. Fortunately — and he said this with a tone that acknowledged the word might be debatable — they had improved. He could tackle it.
Jo made our packed lunches while I dressed my foot. I left my coffee flask behind and took a water bottle and two isotonic drinks from Bod instead. I also ditched my walking pole; we had two demanding scrambles ahead and it would only get in the way. We left the apartment with a quietness hanging over all three of us.



Straight ahead to Machrihanish ....

Mark drove us to Campbeltown, off to Gigha himself today, but must have detected something in our faces because he told us confidently we would complete the twenty-two miles. We gathered our gear at the dockside. Jo nudged me and pointed, amused: a seagull had ensconced itself on the roof of a nearby van and was clearly roosting there, having apparently been in residence all night. Mark wished us luck, I did a little filming, and then there was nothing left to do but set off.
I informed the others that I would be lagging behind today. After each camera stop there was no possibility of running to catch up.
"I don't know how you did that yesterday," said Jo.
We left Campbeltown's busy centre behind and I was glad of it. After nearly a week walking quiet places I was finding it uncomfortable to dodge people and breathe traffic fumes. Groups of schoolgirls were pointing at the three of us and giggling. Dressed as we were, unshaven for a week, I was exceedingly aware that they probably weren't rating us for sexiness. Then the buildings thinned and fell away and the fields returned and I took deeper breaths.
A very long, very straight stretch of the B843 carried us west.
"I didn't know the Romans made it this far," Bod commented, idly.
I stopped to film this stretch and it was like the good old days — I had barely raised the camera when Jo, ten metres ahead, crouched to examine something on the ground. Two mice. Very shaky mice. I put my finger near one and it didn't flee or bite but merely sniffed at my fingertip while shivering continuously.
"Careful, Col," Jo warned, but I wasn't worried about being bitten. Something was wrong with these two. I suspected poison. We walked away after a moment and Jo looked back.
"Good luck," he said.
Further along, Jo pointed into a field. "Are those hoodies?"
Two hooded crows were flapping about before gliding up onto a wall. I took a moment to admire them — that grey mantle really was quite distinguished. We were still on the long straight stretch when we passed a field of cows and stopped laughing, briefly, because two formidable heifers were steaming into each other like Smackdown wrestlers. I had never seen two cows fight before. It looked playful enough. Amorous, even.
"Two butch cows," I said. "They were certainly built for the role."
"That's a lot of beef slamming around out there," I added.
It became ridiculous. Two scuffling cows became three, then four, and before you could say BSE there was a lumbering line of six beasts careering after each other down the field, egged on by the boisterous moos of two spectators.
"All it needs now is the Benny Hill theme," I said, shaking my head.
We left these preposterous creatures behind and passed a primary school near Drumlemble. We discussed the incongruity — to us city boys — of a school surrounded by open fields. You'd be seen a mile off if you tried to bunk. The road began to bend and Bod pointed out Machrihanish airport. Light aircraft skimmed in periodically, though nothing as large as the twice-daily flights to Glasgow.
The flat land around us is named for the river that runs through it — the Laggan, known for its trout and salmon. The B843 brought us abreast of the Links golf course at Machrihanish and I couldn't help laughing at the people attempting to play what is apparently the notorious first hole. They were leaning into a blast of fresh coastal wind as they tried to tee off, their clothes cracking against their bodies like pennants on a rampart.
"How far do you think they can hit in this?" I asked.
Bod pointed high into the air and then at the ground about twenty metres in front of him.
"I'd need a driver on the green," I agreed.
Machrihanish village had some affluent-looking architecture, though a number of the grand old buildings carried a jaded feel about them — the feel of money that had been here and moved on.
"You can tell where the wealth on Kintyre is," observed Bod.
Jo and I faced the inevitable and changed into our walking boots. I could feel my feet cringe as I forced them back into their prison. I may have heard them give a small snivel. My first tentative steps confirmed that yesterday's comprehensive catalogue of discomforts was eager to resume acquaintance. Oh well. Only another sixteen miles. I staved off a fit of listless weeping by doing some filming and, in the process, discovering that Jo has a cat. This is more startling than it sounds. I had been to his house many times over the years, sometimes for hours, and had never seen a cat, never detected the presence of one, never even suspected he had a liking for feline company. It emerged that Jo owns the most reclusive and neurotic creature since Greta Garbo — a cat that spends its days in a permanent state of low-level existential terror, skulking in the upstairs bedroom for years at a stretch and avoiding anything that draws breath or casts a shadow. I only found this out because we sat on a bench to delay the moment of moving on and a local cat approached and invited itself to be fussed, and we used it as a further delaying tactic until we admitted we were in danger of becoming totally craven.



Cnoc Moy ....

We got to our feet. The B843 guided us south past Lossit Ho and High Lossit and then onto an access road to Ballygroggan Farm. What a name. I do like this about travelling — coming across names that are unfamiliar to ear and tongue and testing them out for comfort.
The access road was steep. As we stolidly made our way upward, a large unkempt beard with a face attached to it slogged downhill towards us, accompanied by two dogs of indeterminate breed. Jo and I began casting uneasy glances at the approaching animals. The lead dog favoured us with a no-nonsense stare. I recognised that look. If a bloke in a pub had looked at me that way, I'd already be groping for an empty beer bottle or an exit sign. The correct procedure in such circumstances — I had read this somewhere — is to look away in a non-confrontational manner, which I duly did, though I always feel that this leaves me completely unprepared for a sudden vicious assault on my genitalia, whether from a dog or a bloke in a pub. As it happened, the pair trotted by without even a suspicious sniff, which was surprising given the pheromonal waves of thick invisible agitation we must have been emitting. The man — presumably the farmer — followed them and the unkempt beard parted just long enough to mutter a greeting.
We stopped briefly near the top to take on fluids and remove a layer of clothing. At which point we encountered a young woman coming down in the opposite direction, pushing a pram. This shouldn't have seemed odd and yet it did — possibly because we had begun to fancy ourselves as reckless adventurers entering the phase described in the literature as *genuinely remote country where there is little shelter and few facilities of any kind*, with dark warnings that map and compass skills would be essential and mists could suddenly roll in. The sight of a pretty woman in a summer dress greeting us cheerily while pushing a pram containing a gurgling baby rather deflated our heroic pretensions.
The track became less defined, more broken and occasional. We began to acquaint ourselves with mud in its various forms. We passed through Ballygroggan Farm — knocked-about buildings and small animal enclosures giving off the rich and strangely appealing smell of large animal dung, although Bod was walking ahead of us again and it may have been that he was the actual nucleus of this.

The moors above Ballygroggan Farm

We were out onto wild moorland and the sky opened above us. The sea glimmered to the west. Herds of handsome cows regarded us pensively before taking brief, contagious panic and stumbling away. We were accompanied by low rolling hills and sweeps of grass and fern and the general indifferent magnificence of the place.
I stopped to film and let Bod and Jo draw ahead, then set off in pursuit, crossing Craigaig Water and ascending a vigorous slope to join them at the top. I needed another drink and noticed I was getting through more fluids than usual. I should watch that, I thought.
"This is the kind of walking I like," said Bod, casting an eye around at the feral beauty of it all. He pointed toward a cleft between the two hills of Cnoc Moy — the Big Hill, or the hill of the plain depending on your translation — and Beinn na Faire, the Watch Hill. A body of water sparkled in the gap. "There's Ireland, over there." I gazed ahead and at first wasn't sure, but then there it was — low and obscure at a distance of a dozen miles or so.
"I've never been there. What part of Ireland is that?"
"Has to be the north tip, as Ireland's positioned lower than Kintyre," Bod answered. We were looking at the Antrim Mountains on the north-east coast of Northern Ireland — probably the peaks of Trostan and Knocklayd, as the highest points. Jo has links by marriage to Ireland and has been there a few times. We talked about his experiences and the Irish capacity for drink as we progressed over the bog and heather and corrugated ground that drew us around the flank of Cnoc Moy and into the green bosom of Innean Glen.
Cnoc Moy rose to our left and required my feet to negotiate familiar torment. Walking on an angle on its western slope, my right foot was being turned over at the ankle with each uneven footfall. My blisters made any counter-balancing pressure too painful to apply, so I was powerless against the rolling, pitching forward in an uncomfortable stagger. After the third time my ankle was throbbing and the language passing my lips was rich and inventive. I had a genuine fear of tearing a ligament — something I had done to that ankle before and had no interest in revisiting. We continued anyway. A narrow track briefly linked arms with the Innean Glen stream and then made a sudden quirky turn left, swooping down out of sight before kicking right again and reappearing, climbing parallel with the stream but forty metres back from its edge. Such a pretty scene that I stopped to film Bod and Jo completing it.
When Jo disappeared around the descent and didn't reappear for rather a long time, I began to suspect he had fallen asleep somewhere. My viewfinder focused on empty vegetation long enough for the operator to look foolish, before he reappeared, climbing steadily from left to right. I understood the delay when I approached the same section and found a chattering beck crossing the path. I spent some moments dithering, finally identified a wet boot-print left by one of the lads, and used the same precarious stepping stones they must have used. I caught up with my companions and we continued to climb along a single-file track lushly bordered with ferns so abundant that we had to swish them aside with our legs to make progress.



When the going gets tough ....

We found a lunch spot — a low array of rocks resembling a granite wall, with leafiness plunging down before us into a bay containing a strip of beach and a colony of rocks. We were looking at Earadale Point, where a lonely grave and a white cross marked the last resting place of the Unknown Mariner. The cross carries two plaques, one reading *God Knows* and the other giving the date 16th May 1917 — either the day God found out, or the date the mariner was buried here. The tourist board encourages a detour down into the bay. I am trying not to be churlish, but by this stage my feet had become the capital city of my body — a kind of Screaming Central, overcrowded and harassed and with a great deal of un-policed criminal activity going on in every nerve. My dangling legs caused my feet to throb in perfect rhythm with my heartbeat. I put them up on the wall with me and lay them straight out. The relief was immediate, as if a switch had been flicked. I unwrapped my sandwiches.
"There's some seals down there," I said, and pointed with a crust at a tablet of rock in the shallows below.
Bod gazed down. "Sure they're not birds?"
I scoffed. "Oh no — I've got the hang of them now." I had studied the seals at Ronachan Bay carefully. I had noted their small rounded heads, the distinctive way they lay with their tail-flippers raised as if hailing a taxi.

The wild southern tip of Kintyre

I swept my binoculars over the shapes below and focused carefully for a few seconds.
Then I panned silently to the right, onto the mariner's grave, lingering on the rounded stones laid out in a rectangle and the cross that had stood sentinel for ninety years. Then I lowered the binoculars.
"They were birds," I murmured.
Bod was silent, which somehow made more of a statement.
We rested for three quarters of an hour and then stood up to begin again. I was troubled by how much effort it took simply not to fall over. Jo looked reflective. "My feet were throbbing the whole time I was sat down," he said.
We moved off and within minutes the trail turned decisively upward. This was the first of the two difficult climbs Dean had warned us about. He wasn't kidding. It reached about a thousand feet without covering much horizontal distance, and the narrow track we were initially allowed became confused and then buried beneath a carpet of ferns clinging to a slope that only flies would feel truly comfortable on. I was soon reduced to grasping handfuls of fern stalks simply to avoid being propelled backwards by the weight of my backpack. I thrust upward through virginal clumps of root and bunched grass, brick-red and perspiring and losing, not long afterwards, my patience. I had to stop halfway up to suck in oxygen that suddenly seemed scarce.
"That was quite a pull," said Jo, arriving beside me, with a nonchalance I found instantly enviable. He was merely pointing out that it was hard work but that we were going along fine. I allowed my feet a moment of self-pity and let him go on ahead. When my vision had steadied and colours had re-emerged, I looked around. We had climbed rapidly and had a fine view of the open sea and more of the coast of Ireland. I set off again, my leg muscles burning with the specific, sustained fierceness of muscles taxed to discontent. I swore at the hill at intervals and lurched toward the sky. Occasionally I stopped to lean on a marker post and secretly assess how much I had left to offer. The posts wobbled freely in the moist earth like ski-poles in soft snow.
I caught up with Jo as he was examining one.
"Shall we pull them out and throw them away?" he asked. "We don't need them now and it'll make it more interesting for the next walkers."
I was too oxygen-deprived to reply but managed a nod and a thin smile. A few more gasping efforts and I emerged swaying at the top. Not the true top of Cnoc Moy — we were nestling into the neck of the beast, our route asking no more altitude of us at this point. We rested, drank, and appreciated the view. I drained an isotonic and put a worrying dent in my water supply. The arithmetic was not reassuring. I did a little filming and then we began descending the grassy slopes of Binnein Fithich — the high conical hill of ravens — and after about fifty metres I suddenly remembered that I had a rock to throw.
This isn't quite as odd as it sounds. A fortnight before, I had picked up a stone from the beach at Lyme Regis in Dorset, with the intention of carrying it the five hundred and seventy miles north to deposit it at the highest point of the Kintyre Way. Mark and I had done the same thing on the West Highland Way the previous year. I had nearly missed my cue, but recollected in time, turned back, and hurled my piece of Lyme Regis toward our high point. I watched it spin in the air and bound briefly among the tussocks before springing out of sight. I liked the thought that it might remain undiscovered for thousands of years, the last human hand to touch it before the natural forces wore it away. Alternatively, the next walker along could pick it up within days, having arrived from Lyme Regis himself in search of a Kintyre stone to take home. I gave it a brief wave as it disappeared.
"Seeya."
Then an unwholesome stench assaulted me. Tears sprang to my eyes. Sure enough — a colony of about a hundred feral goats. Why do they smell so flinchingly terrible? We had encountered their like on the West Highland Way and I had apparently built up no resistance in the intervening months. What worried me slightly was that they in turn detected me, exchanged what I can only describe as repulsed expressions, and backed away in a disapproving group. How bad must I have smelt to prompt distaste in a bunch of matted, feral goats? As their fleeing hindquarters passed from view I noticed they had left a residual pong in the air with an undertone of something sweet and slightly cloying — a faint coconut note, oddly. Altogether unpleasant.
We levelled out and turned east at the whim of the marker posts, the coast now at our backs. I had by now accepted that I was going forward like an automaton — head down, watching my fragile feet eat up the ground in front of me. Gone was any earlier enthusiasm for stop-and-stare moments. I merely wanted each section done and consigned to history. The land around me was still remote and beautiful, but my attention was only for the bumpy, hard and sporadically boggy strip immediately in front of my boots. I jumped across a small beck and over a sodden sheep pelt lying half-submerged in a ditch.
*A blow-up sheep for the farmer too ugly to get the real thing*, I thought, and hurried to catch up with Bod and Jo.
"Did you see that sheep pelt?" I asked. "You mean 'wool'?" Bod answered, with a sarcasm that knocked the bottom clean out of the pun before I'd delivered it. I shut up. We negotiated a skeletal gate. Jo turned to me. "That was the Largiebaan nature reserve we just came through."
"Yeah? Well, it's a f*ck of a place!" I responded, with some feeling.
Jo laughed, probably in surprise as much as anything. He knows I like wildlife. I encourage it to the garden, plant native species, watch BBC Springwatch without fail. He understood that screeching body parts had made me uncharitable.
At the next stop, Bod was consulting his map. I was bent double trying to stretch my back.
"Please tell me we only have about seven miles left," I said.
Bod gave me a faintly haunted look and shook his head slowly.
"How far then?"
"Guess."
"Nine miles?"
He nodded, with the same slow deliberation, and his eyes were beginning to leak sufferance.
Both isotonic drinks were now finished and on their way to my kidneys. I had a few mouthfuls of water remaining. I limited myself to one of them. We set off again, passing a meagre farm and at last finding a surface that didn't try to trip me up or wrap itself around my feet. Forest track, guiding us south-east. After about ten minutes the forest to our right ended abruptly, and shortly after that — to my deep consternation — so did the forest track. The new route on Bod's map required us to bear left, wade through deep mire, pass through another gate and hug the forest edge as we addressed the flank of Remuil Hill. A Kintyre Way sign confirmed it.
The sign also resolved a mystery we had been discussing all week: the emblem painted on each Kintyre Way marker post. We had been speculating — perhaps a Celtic symbol of masculinity and tribal togetherness? We had talked, after a few beers, about having it tattooed on our chests on completion. Bod had suggested our foreheads. It turned out to be a representation of a mountain reflected in a loch, turned on its end. I explained this to Bod, who had been out of earshot.
He listened patiently and gave me a tired look.
"You don't care, do you?" said Jo, amused.
"No," said Bod.




Amod Hill and the end is in sight ....

We walked on, once more angled on a slope, my right ankle being forced over with each footfall. The grass was even longer than before and more apt to tangle me up and deposit me into a hidden ditch, or invite me to snap my ankle on a concealed ridge. My progress became erratic and accompanied by commentary.
"This God-damned ground!"
"You bastard thing!" — as yet another mound of fescue expertly foot-rolled me.
"Where's the bloody path!?"
I limped the length of this stretch, stiffly conquered a stile, and looked ahead.
Amod Hill. Our second big climb of the day. A corridor of ravaged bracken rolling up its flank like a rough mat served as the path we were meant to take upward. I had to bite off a scream.
"All they've done is stuck a lawnmower at the top, pushed it over and down and called it the path," said Bod, gesturing at it.
Jo and Bod began their ascent. I filmed their torment first — the acute angle of the incline, the pistons of their legs — then turned to do my own commentary, and found myself uttering dark words at the hill that I would not normally use out of doors, or perhaps at all. And then I turned to face the thing.
My exertions on Amod Hill were worse than on Cnoc Moy. That little bit more pain, that little bit more tiredness, the outpourings a lot more audible and inventive. I had to keep stopping to catch my breath, which I then used either to propel myself a few more metres forward or, if the impulse took me, to swear heartily at the hill for several seconds. In this manner I inched upward.
Jo and Bod appeared to have reached the summit. And yet they were still in laboured motion. Of course — the summit visible from below wasn't the true summit at all. It was an illusion, a promise of an end to torture that turned out, on arrival, to be a fiction. Amod the Merciless lolloped vertically on for a good way yet.
I had always thought the biblical phrase *weeping and gnashing of teeth* a silly piece of rhetoric. I understood it now in a very practical sense, and I paid for my eventual conquest of Amod Hill in the currency of pain, sweat and the loss of a little more heart. The descent of its other side toward Low Glenadale was a series of false descents — a brief trip downward, then back up over a hillock, then down again, an organic roller-coaster whose end never quite arrived when it promised to.
Finally, my feet yelling, I stood at the last crest. Jo and Bod were well ahead, Goretex beetles bobbing in the ferns and brambles. I managed some filming, made an effort to appreciate the valley of Low Glenadale opening to our right — framed by conifers, Glenadale Water worming through it like a broken vein

On top of Cnoc Moy

— and then threaded my way down to join my companions. They had, with green sward all around them, chosen to come to rest shin-deep in cow shit and mud porridge. I followed suit without question. Perhaps it was kinder on the feet.
Together we regarded the surrounding cattle with particular attention to those lacking prominent udders. Thus enlightened, we were a pensive and watchful trio until we had exited the field.
A farm track offered itself — but even small pebbles felt like pliers clamped to the soles of my feet, so I abandoned it for the grass verge. Amod Farm, then a scene of scanty woodland and wide paths and the garrulous Breackerie Water. We crossed a bridge and the route turned south-east, and suddenly we were on tarmac. Road-walking was going to bring us home.
I waited for Bod to volunteer the remaining distance.
"Four miles," he said.
Four miles.
I tried to remember times when four miles had seemed like nothing. I have walked that in an hour, I told myself. I have done this many times.
Off we went; Bod, Jo, myself. The forest receded like a hairline. Sheep. The remains of my water went in one draw as I contemplated the final three miles. Jo and I walked in silence for a while, companions in torment. Then we looked at each other as we limped along and both started to laugh.
"I don't think I've ever been in such constant pain," said Jo, and then thought for a second. "Unless, perhaps, when I broke my leg getting run over as a child."
Our tittering continued.
"Oh well — at least we're still laughing about it," he finished.
Strangely, this shared moment gave me a boost of some kind. If we could find hilarity in it, it couldn't be that bad. We were going to complete this walk. We passed Ormsary — an unassuming flotsam of farm buildings. Bod was a little ahead and we watched him stride down one side of a road as a large lorry approached from the opposite direction. It was apparent that one of them had to give way. Bod had already decided who that should be and did not alter his course. The driver was forced to slow and pull over. Jo and I started laughing again.
"He wasn't moving for anyone then, was he?" Jo shook his head in wonder. "In six days his pace hasn't changed."
I observed Bod as Jo said this — head down, steady stride, not altered at all by pain or wound. I had the conviction that should we discover our walk wasn't ending at Dunaverty but required another fifteen miles, Bod would simply re-align his internal parameters, set his shoulders, and start counting: one — two — three. I watched him climb a rise in the road without slowing and felt most of my new-found vigour drain away.
We passed broken farm machinery scattered in a field like mammoth bones. Breackerie Water followed along on our right, broad now and dressed with trees and rushes. The route swerved away from it at North Carrine and then broadened onto another road. A curious caravan stood beside it — something covering its whole side that might have been extreme mud, or might have been a mural; we never got close enough to be certain either way.
We stopped briefly — long enough for my legs to seize up, which would have been about seven seconds — and turned onto a single-track road. My thirst was savage and becoming impossible to ignore.
Carskey Bay emerged to our front. The road ascended and gave us the sea as scenery again, along with some cliffs hollowed at their base by centuries of water. We stopped and I calculated that we must have less than two miles remaining. We had to.
The road rounded Keil Point and we were on the home straight.
The cliffs dropped away and we passed the crumbled ruin of St. Columba's church. I empathised with it, though at least it had received a visit from a Saint. My own ruinous condition could only expect fresh plasters and perhaps witch hazel once this was over. Columba, the legend holds, came over from Ireland in the sixth century and left his footprints in the rock. Actually, he left one footprint, as a local stone mason added the second in 1856 — presumably on the quite reasonable grounds that the image of a Saint delivering a heavenly message while hopping on the spot would not have sat well with the religious significance of the event. As the centuries roll on, this man's practical intervention may well become more historically important than the story of Columba itself. There is recorded proof of him doing it, and of when and why. Unless the whole thing gets entirely muddled over time and the legend emerges that St. Columba, the one-legged Saint, paid two visits to Kintyre — one in the sixth century, one in the nineteenth, having suddenly remembered an important part of the message he'd forgotten the first time round. Who knows. It's a crazy world where silly things happen.
Jo, peering ahead as we rounded the headland, made a remark.
"I think I can see one of the Way-markers, and I wish I hadn't bothered looking."
My heart sank to my feet, which could have done without the extra weight.
"Where?" I asked, not wanting to know.
Jo pointed. Near a line of caravans. A thin turquoise splinter a cruel distance away.
The road forged ahead and the land opened up around it. The cliffs ended in submission to open fields and Dunaverty Bay swept in on our right, with the small village of Southend visible behind a caravan park.
Ten minutes from the end of the Kintyre Way.
I gritted my teeth against each footfall until, unbelievably, we drew abreast of Dunaverty beach and found ourselves on the doorstep of the finish line. This should have been the moment of deep exhilaration and triumph. Instead, we faltered to a stop and exchanged puzzled looks. We couldn't find a Way-marker. Heads darted hither and thither. We peered along the road, along the beach, up toward the caravan park. Nothing. After brief consultation involving indecisive finger-jabbing in several directions, we took the tarmac road through the caravan park.
An idea arrived, born of desperation. Every caravan park had one. I began scanning the roadside.
"Oh Gods, will you look at that!" I declared, and hobbled toward a standpipe. "Is this drinking water?"
"Yes," said Bod, who promptly disappeared to the other side of the park on some business of his own.
I filled my water bottle with unsteady hands and drank deeply. I could feel the cells in my body blossom as they rehydrated. I made myself stop after several mouthfuls, wary of cramps and the spectacular consequence of drinking too fast on an empty stomach.




Three wrecks wash up in Southend ....

We stumbled almost accidentally onto the finishing point. No Way-marker appeared to announce it. We climbed a grass bank and scuffled along the spine of a ridge of grassy sand dunes, the ground undulating up and down in one final tease before depositing us at Dunaverty Bay and the journey's resting place.
An information board. And, vastly more useful, a wooden bench.
Bod and I sat down. Jo simply collapsed onto the ground, where he lay on his back and writhed with hurt and weariness. I ached everywhere. I filmed the final act of the play for posterity and then sat looking at the sun as it dipped toward the sea. Half past six in the evening. Dunaverty Bay was peaceful. My body was not, and I sat and listened to it groan and shriek — more so when I laboriously removed my walking boots for the last time, possibly forever. I had been afraid of what I might find inside them. They were unpleasantly moist with sweat and stank accordingly. My feet sighed as they were freed. I imagined them sizzling like bacon.
Bod phoned Dean to bring what he called the knacker van and collect three carcasses. Then Bod half-heartedly suggested an end-of-walk pint at the hotel in the middle distance. I would never have believed that a proposal to visit a bar could produce such active revulsion in me. I told him where to get off.
However, we had to move again regardless, because Dean needed to collect us in Southend itself. Bod strode off as stout as ever. It took me some moments to smooth out the contortions wracking me. Jo and I limped along some way behind as Bod marched ahead. I was willing Dean to appear and nearly shouted when his taxi swung into sight. He picked up Bod and trundled down toward us and we climbed aboard.
Dean had clearly witnessed Jo's and my careful progress. His face contained a reptilian smile.
"How did it go today?"
We did the usual thing: rolled our eyes, blew out our cheeks, laughed at the fact that we had willingly pitted ourselves against the ferocious business end of the Kintyre Peninsula, been given a comprehensive battering, and were about to spend a small fortune on a first aid kit.
That is, Bod and I performed this ritual.
Jo was asleep before we had pulled out of tiny Southend.



See Route on ......

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